Cocktail Confidant Pillows

"I married for love." "I divorced for money."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Time for tea and friendship.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'