Cocktail Confidant Mugs

"I married for love." "I divorced for money."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

Time for tea and friendship.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Prawn Cocktail Please