Coffee Commiserator Gifts

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'How long has what been going on?'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

Boyfriend Shirt.

Billy strip: bed pan.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Questioning

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."