Coffee Commiserator T-Shirts

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

The Anti-Materialist

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'How long has what been going on?'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

Boyfriend Shirt.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Questioning

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

Voting on their Seats

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

Billy strip: bed pan.

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

'We're having a graduation party for Jerome. Actually, it's more like a fund raiser.'

"I'm going on a retreat."