Cocky Characters Fan Gifts

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Nick Offerman

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Top Secret Files

"Who are These People?"

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Goblin.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

Mushrooms of New York

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

Pisa and sons.

The Height of Impudence.

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

Beryl Baimbridge

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Now, remember, when you prepare your taxes this year, you'll want to use our new E-Z Armed Robbery Income Form.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.