Cocky Characters Fan Gifts

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Nick Offerman

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

"Who are These People?"

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Top Secret Files

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Mushrooms of New York

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Goblin.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

Pisa and sons.

The Height of Impudence.

"I just always show up to everything!"

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

Beryl Baimbridge

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