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"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

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"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

A chip off the old block...

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

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"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

"It's Olive isn't it?"

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Everything has been done to death."

"This time, she went too far."

"The usual, please."

'Fill 'er up!'