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"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

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"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

A chip off the old block...

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

Fallen Angel.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

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"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"This time, she went too far."

"The usual, please."

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Everything has been done to death."

'Fill 'er up!'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."