Coastline Observer Gifts

Florida Coast - oil spill - Limbaugh.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Local Knowledge

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Try me/try me/try me...

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Shark food pyramid.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Fish Feeding Frenzy