Coastline Observer Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Local Knowledge

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Shark food pyramid.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"