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"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"...it's another metal detector."

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Children playing in the street

'Another nice wave.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Endless Summer III"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

1930's bather.

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Renewable Energy

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"I'm beached body ready."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

'Never use this alley way, it's a mugger's paradise.'

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

Woman knitting the sea

"NEED AGENT"

'This should be prime beachfront property if California does sink into the ocean,'

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Lawn mowing in the climate change era.

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

"I like my kids well done, don't you?"

Beach front property for sale has a lifeboat.

'Can't you forget you're a property developer for once?'