Co-parents Pillows

"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

"I don't think live-tweeting counts as co-parenting."

"These are payments for babysitters, but it's more exciting to pretend I'm a drug dealer."

"Next time, YOU can tell him to go on the naughty step."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

The relay race

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"You shouldn't have!"

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

Sweets

"You be the Boogey man tonight!"

'Ask your other father.'

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Be honest with your children about why you're getting divorced...

'Pick up your feet when you walk.'

'It must have belonged to Mom before she married Dad. He calls it his step-ladder.'

'I have custody of him on the weekends.'

'My father and mother never argue. My father doesn't live here.'

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."