Parenting Partner Pillows

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"I like really hard homework. If my parents can't do it, it takes the heat off me!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

City Zoo: Day Care

Come dine with me!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Larry's used art

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Police Feline Unit