Parenting Partner Gifts

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"I like really hard homework. If my parents can't do it, it takes the heat off me!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

City Zoo: Day Care

Come dine with me!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Bond James, Bond."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."