Clumsy Tech User Gifts

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

"My skill set!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"Technology is addicting, but you're making progress. Now, hit exit - your time was up hours ago."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

Computer problems

What's that annoying sound? BEEEP. I've figured it out! I lost one of my cell phones. It's somewhere in the caf

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'You don't have to text to see if I'd like a cup of tea. I'm here just ask me.'

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

Obscenity-recognition software. It's for people who hate computers, but have to use them.

"What happened to your finger?"

"I'm not seeking solitude – I'm seeking service."

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Hand being hit with a hammer.

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."

"Sometimes I wonder if you're helping me reach new depths of consciousness or simply mining me for data."

'Well it wasn't obsolete when I started trying to get through to your helpline.'

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

I see you. I deny everything. You're using a computer. You are mistaken. It's natural to publicly despise and condemn that which we are ashamed to secretly love. I'M OLD! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE TELEVISION! You don

Builder having to use his feet.

"Hey! What are them naked ladies doing on my scale?!"