Clumsy Tech User Pillows

"My skill set!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"Technology is addicting, but you're making progress. Now, hit exit - your time was up hours ago."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Computer problems

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

'You don't have to text to see if I'd like a cup of tea. I'm here just ask me.'

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."

"What happened to your finger?"

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

"I'm not seeking solitude – I'm seeking service."

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'

Hand being hit with a hammer.

"Sometimes I wonder if you're helping me reach new depths of consciousness or simply mining me for data."

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."

'Well it wasn't obsolete when I started trying to get through to your helpline.'

"Yes, I'm still paying off the china shop incident. Any other questions, Mr. Nosy?"

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

Builder having to use his feet.

"Hey! What are them naked ladies doing on my scale?!"

"What luck - it's a flyer from the Emergency Glass Repair company."

'Stop following me. I want to be incommunicado!'