Dramatic Tech User Gifts

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

"My best friend is my phone."

Unicorn in the Woods

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

Amish personal mobility scooter

Dating site algorithms never die, they just get re-formulated

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

'You don't have to text to see if I'd like a cup of tea. I'm here just ask me.'

"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective."

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

*Feels depressed about Twitter*

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."

"Bad day?"

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

Cat sees a computer mouse coming out a mouse hole in the wall.

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

'It's the most expensive commodity I could find...a printer ink cartridge.'