Dramatic Tech User Gifts

"Can you show me how to turn off Dark mode?"

"My best friend is my phone."

Unicorn in the Woods

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

What's that annoying sound? BEEEP. I've figured it out! I lost one of my cell phones. It's somewhere in the caf

Dating site algorithms never die, they just get re-formulated

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective."

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

'You don't have to text to see if I'd like a cup of tea. I'm here just ask me.'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

*Feels depressed about Twitter*

Obscenity-recognition software. It's for people who hate computers, but have to use them.

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."

"Bad day?"

Eastenders...Warning! May contain crying and shouting.

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

Cat sees a computer mouse coming out a mouse hole in the wall.

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

'It's the most expensive commodity I could find...a printer ink cartridge.'