Clumsy Fixer-upper Pillows

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Showbiz Awards

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

The Fuse

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Well paid job

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"