Quirky Fixer-upper Pillows

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

The Fuse

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."

Well paid job

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."