Klutzy Fixer-upper Pillows

The Fuse

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Now it fits.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Well paid job

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."