Clumsy Fixer-upper Prints

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Showbiz Awards

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

The Fuse

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'While we're on the subject, when are you going to do something about those potholes in our driveway at home?'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Well paid job

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

'The AC in the house croaked.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"