Clueless Investigator Gifts

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Then what happened?"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'You've been killing files again.'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Marco Polo

Invisible Man Kit

Drink Me.

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Monkey Handshake

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

'I'm your guardian angel and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

'Made in Australia?'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"Do you offer a warranty?"

"Whoa! - there IS more to life than what you see on TV!"

Sigmund Freud

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'