Amateur Investigator Gifts

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

Optician and the PI.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"This is not good at all!"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

Excessive Paperwork

Fingerprint Show

Two men converse secretively

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

"I love people-watching."

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"