Club Store Shopper Gifts

"More Château de Costco?"

I could have danced all night!

La Table

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Dancing at the Clubs.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"The club scene is really changing."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Too much club."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."