Club Store Shopper Gifts

"More Château de Costco?"

I could have danced all night!

La Table

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"The club scene is really changing."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Dance.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

The Walk of Shame

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Too much club."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."