Club Confidants Gifts

"So long, Bill. This is my club. You can't come in."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Time for tea and friendship.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Personal Assistants.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Spa Dog

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

Party Party!

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

Mums at play group.