Club Confidants Gifts

"So long, Bill. This is my club. You can't come in."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Back to school.

Time for tea and friendship.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Your love gives me strength."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Spa Dog

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."