Clown College Graduate Pillows

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Ethics exam cheater.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Dead Funny

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Clown God

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.