Clown College Graduate Gifts

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Ethics exam cheater.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Crab with a clown face.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown God

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Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.