Academic Clown Gifts

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

Professor Clown teaches advanced physics

"They claim your paper was written by a ghost writer and your research was done by a ghost scientist."

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Yearbook

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'