Closure Seekers Gifts

'I feel I've finally achieved closure in our relationship.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

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"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Jumble Sale

House hunting is cruel.

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'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

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