
"When I said I wanted closure, this is not what I had in mind!"
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"When I said I wanted closure, this is not what I had in mind!"
"I just thought, maybe, if we could talk, I could at least get a little closure."
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities
'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'
Do you want to win the game or my business?
'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'
'Dog eat dog.'
'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'
Fish and color
'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'
'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'
Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.
Money exchange
"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."
"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."
'Guess who made a bushel today?'
'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'
"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"
'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'
'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'
"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."
'Sell South Africa!'
"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."
Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.
You are here
"We got the cactus account!"
Let's shake on it.
'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'
'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'
"This part we still need to iron out."
'Guess how much I sold today?'
Music to their ears.
'Hi, I'm on the make,'
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