Seeking Closure T-Shirts

"When I said I wanted closure, this is not what I had in mind!"

"I just thought, maybe, if we could talk, I could at least get a little closure."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

Fish and color

'Dog eat dog.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Money exchange

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

'Sell South Africa!'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

You are here

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"We got the cactus account!"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Let's shake on it.

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

Music to their ears.

"This part we still need to iron out."

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

'Guess how much I sold today?'