Closure Seeker T-Shirts

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"It was peaceful - I listed his faults the one last time and he drifted away."

'It's for the best, Dorothy, it gives us both closure.'

Where did the relationship go wrong? The Break-up Black Box reveals all after the partners have left.

Know when to let it go.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

loan

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Jumble Sale

House hunting is cruel.

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'But Slinky, you knew I threw hissy fits when you married me!'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

Someone has had a hard day!