Closure Seeker Prints

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"It was peaceful - I listed his faults the one last time and he drifted away."

'It's for the best, Dorothy, it gives us both closure.'

Where did the relationship go wrong? The Break-up Black Box reveals all after the partners have left.

Know when to let it go.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Customer Convention

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Jumble Sale

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

House hunting is cruel.

loan

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'But Slinky, you knew I threw hissy fits when you married me!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Someone has had a hard day!

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Hole Sale