Closure Seekers Prints

'I feel I've finally achieved closure in our relationship.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Will work for ETFs

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

loan

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Jumble Sale

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

House hunting is cruel.

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Hole Sale