Home Seekers Gifts

'Now for something in your price range!'. (real estate agent showing birdhouse to couple).

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'How's the water skiing?'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

House hunting is cruel.

'They're playing house.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Turtle Home

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

New Homes

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Real estate.

Estate Agent Office

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'