Closet Space Lover T-Shirts

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

Club Antisocial

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Closet.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"It's very indoorsy."

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Introvert Career Faire.

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

'You'll love this house. One floor is all closets.'

Personal Space