Closet Space Lover Mugs

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

Club Antisocial

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Closet.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"It's very indoorsy."

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Introvert Career Faire.

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

Personal Space