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"Just when you think you know somebody."

Closet.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Shoe addict.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Mysteries.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'This closet needs digitized.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

Bookshop Adventure

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'