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"Just when you think you know somebody."

Closet.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Shoe addict.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Mysteries.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.