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"Pens, staples, paper clips galore, but not a single bottle of inspiration."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Mysteries.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Plane Yogurt.

"Hmmm?!"

Closet.

Other Fiction

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

Bookshop Adventure

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"