Close Relative Pillows

"Please include the number of a close relative in case there's an emergency...with your insurance."

Shepherd and eurydice

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Holding hands

Children's Party

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

If you want to see love be love.

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Stockwell's day

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."

Contest of wills.

Hospital.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'