Missing You#2
Long-distance Relative Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring comfort and a personal touch, featuring designs that celebrate the unique bond you share with your long-distance relative.
So Close..
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
Runner collapsing over the finishing line.
'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."
Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?
Children's Party
Any idea how long your family might be visiting?
Missing You.
If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?
'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'
'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'
Did you miss me?
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"
Stockwell's day
"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"
'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'
'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'
Contest of wills.
'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'
"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."
"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."
'We can always hope he's a zombie.'
"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."
'He just outlawed his in-laws.'
'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'
'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'
Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),
"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."
You are not forgotten!
Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks
'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'
Long-distance Relative Pillows Collection
Long-distance Relative Mugs
Looking for more ways to stay close? Check out our collection of mugs perfect for long-distance relatives, full of warmth and humor.
Long-distance Relative Prints
Decorate their home with meaningful prints that highlight your special long-distance relationship in a memorable way.
Long-distance Relative T-Shirts
Want to make your message even more wearable? Explore our T-shirt selection that celebrates your long-distance bond with fun and heartfelt designs.