Close-knit Couple Aficionados Pillows

"They seem like nice folks, but they really stick to themselves!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

The Odd Couple.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Love is being close, no matter what...

'Meet my significant other.'

Doomed Romance

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"