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"They seem like nice folks, but they really stick to themselves!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

The Odd Couple.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Turtle Blind dates

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

'Meet my significant other.'

Love is being close, no matter what...

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

Doomed Romance

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."