Close Friends Of Parents Pillows

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Holding hands

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Senior Jeopardy!

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

If you want to see love be love.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.