Clone Fans Gifts

Clone Booth

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Robot porn.

The phantom of the Oprah.

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Acne Automation Works Outing

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'Isn't this cool? It's my new work load manager!'

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

CLONE BAG

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

Scranton the Ride

Bar. You clones are all alike! Is that a compliment or not?