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Clone Booth

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Robot porn.

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

The phantom of the Oprah.

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Acne Automation Works Outing

CLONE BAG

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

'Isn't this cool? It's my new work load manager!'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'Arthur, when I asked the new guy for coffee, he started to percolate!'

Scranton the Ride