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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Thank-you God.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Replacement Bus Spotters.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'We had to donwsize.'

HS2

Essex computer.

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Centaur Sprinter

Year of the Rat

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Zen Master Huineng

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

Taste of the east (London).

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.