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It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Back to school.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'The Burrito King.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Two vegans, please."

"A little help, please."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Fido and Fifi

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Boredom relief.

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

Boomerang fetching

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

Cupid's eye test.

Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Post-modern Café

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Hard Rock Cafe.

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.