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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"A little help, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Two vegans, please."

'The Burrito King.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Fido and Fifi

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Boredom relief.

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Boomerang fetching

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

Cupid's eye test.

Scene of Grime murder in greasy spoon cafe.

Post-modern Café

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Lady having her hair dyed