"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."
Clinical Trials Coordinator Gifts
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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.
'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'
'So much for your new Satnav!'
'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'
Acme. Breakable prop transporter.
Trade Show Sherpas
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer
'Well, I guess we're the control group.'
Fragile stamper.
"How long before the clinical trials are over?"
"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."
Deadline
Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.
Supply Chain
"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."
"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."
'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'
"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."
STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch
First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'
'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'
"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."
What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."
"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."
Undersized Load
"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"
"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"
Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.
"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."
Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'
"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."
"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."
"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."
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