Clinical Joker Gifts

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Intelligent people laugh too!

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Prisoner still life painting.

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Party Schools...

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"5 second rule!"

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

Basketball Players Working Together

'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"