Climate Change Irony Gifts

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Sub-Zero Gravity

Carbon suicide

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Hello, is this Lucille? This is Lars Fusco. We met about 20 years ago at a party. You said I should call you when hell freezes over, and I wanted to clarify something which I've been wondering about over the years. At that time, were you aware of global warming?

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"It's the hottest since records began."

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

Carbon Trading

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

Nature and Man

"We've gone green. We use solar power to ignite the coal we burn."

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

'Did we plunder any carbon credits?'

"Global warming has been good to me... I switched from investing in coal to rubber boats."

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

Nice try, but you can't blame your empty highball on global warming.

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

"Too bad global warming ends here."

Oog's Ice Age Travel: 'Visit the old country before the land bridge floods out.'

'If global warming is real...how come your feet never get any warmer?'