Cliffside Dweller Gifts

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Come and get it!"

Mohammad's motors

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Efficiency tombs available"

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'I'm really thirsty.'

High tide.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'